Ingredients
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Whipped Feta
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6 ounces Feta Cheese
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2 tablespoons Cream Cheese
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¼ cup Heavy Cream
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¼ cup plain Greek Yogurt
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2 tablespoons extra-virgin Olive Oil
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Crushed Cucumbers
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1 pound Persian, English, or Kirby Cucumber
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3 tablespoons Sugar
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2 teaspoons Kosher Salt
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2 tablespoons freshly squeezed Lemon Juice
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2 tablespoons extra-virgin Olive Oil
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½ teaspoon crushed Red Chillies
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6 to 8 ounces cured meats or grilled Sausages
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½ cup Mint
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¼ cup Dill
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1 small Red Onion
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2 tablespoons extra-virgin Olive Oil
Directions
The whipped feta takes something that can otherwise be pretty mundane and angular in flavor and turns it into something really delicious, and with minimal effort. And the crushed cucumbers—especially if you get the little Kirbys, which are incredible as a stand-alone and should become part of your simple cooking repertoire either way—are high in acidity with some good heat from the crushed chile flakes. The combination of the two blows my mind, it’s so easy and special and definitely calls for some sausage.
Steps
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Make the Whipped FetaCombine the feta or goat cheese, cream cheese, cream, yogurt, and oil in the bowl of a food processor. Process until well combined and smooth. Set aside until ready to use, or store in the fridge for up to 5 days. |
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Make the Crushed CucumbersOn a cutting board, smash (the shit out of) your cucumbers with a rolling pin. I suggest covering them with plastic wrap so the guts don’t fly everywhere. You should have irregularly shaped chunks of cucumber and seeds. If there are a lot of seeds, discard them. Cut the remaining hunks of cucumber into bite-size pieces. Toss them into a large bowl with the sugar and salt and let them sit for 30 minutes. |
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Drain the excess liquid from the bowl. Add the lemon juice, oil, and chile flakes and stir to combine. The dressed cucumbers will keep in the refrigerator for a couple of days before they break down and get a little too soggy. |
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ServeSchmear the whipped feta on a serving plate. Spread the cured meats or sausages over the feta. Scatter the cucumbers, mint, dill, and onion over the meat and drizzle with the oil. |